y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
girls are fucking badass.
tHIS IS THE SONG THAT WAS PLAYING IN MY HEAD DURING THIS FUCKING SCENE
So I was watching The Hobbit with my friend who knows nothing about Lord of the Rings except the movies. When the romance scene between Kili and Tauriel happened she leaned over and whispered excitedly to me, “are they Aragorn’s parents??”